Today is the beginning of Hell Week, otherwise known as 'Finals Week'. Growing up, I've learned lessons in life and one of which is:
If you are a journalism major, don't bother memorizing all the stuff they teach you. Just put it to heart, primarily because exams will be more on application.If you think I'm going to elaborate that, think again. Yes, laziness is a very contagious disease. Contact me if you wish to experience the joy of laziness. xD
This blog is boring. This blog has senseless content. Sometimes I wonder why I pay for this thing. Wait, let me rephrase that: Sometimes I wonder why I
let my mom pay for this thing. :D
Anyway, I am currently experiencing a writer's block @_@ So, here's an update of Class Conversations to... ummm... curse this blockage. xD
CLASS CONVERSATIONS:
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(Freeze 'n' Hot: Chet approaching her Filipino groupmates, flaunting her new hairstyle)
Grace: Hi Goldilocks!
Gerard: TANGA! Si Santo Nino yan!
Grace: :|
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Apol: (through text) Guys!! Nasa wowowee si Jovic! Sa hep hep hooray!
(watch watch watch... laugh laugh laugh...)
Annah: Sa Monday, sabay kami ni Lo papasok. Magsisignal ako kung papunta na kami...
Class: Sure >:)
(monday aka this morning xD)
Class: HEP HEP???
Jovic: (blush... at a loss for words)
>:)
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Apol: Papa Ors, treat mo na 'ko Ice Cream!
Orson: Oo, mamaya...
Jev, Han, Pau, Annah: Kami diiiiiin!! XD
Apol: Wait lang ha, hintayin ko ate ko kasi andun clearance ko...
Orson: Dali na, may pupuntahan ako... Sunod ka nalang...
(ice cream... weee...)
Jev, Han, Pau, Annah: Thank you Papa Ors!
Orson: Utang yan. Sige na, pupunta pa kong bank.
Jev, Han, Pau, Annah: Bleeehh.. Thank you ulit! XD
Han: Teka.. Si Apol hindi nalibre.. Diba siya ung nagyaya?
Jev, Pau, Annah: :| :) :D WAHAHAHAHHA.. (note the transition)
(yes, poor Apol :[ )
Pau: (done with her ice cream; saw Annah and I throw the cone halfway through) O, bakit niyo tinapon?
Jev: Kasi yun yung maduming part...
Pau: :| talaga?
Annah: Oo... Bakit?
Pau: Wala naman.. Kaya pala masarap.. (pulls a damn-that-ice-cream-is-delicious look :D)
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Annah: (cuddling a baby doll)
Jovic: La, si junior yan?
Some random classmate: Ang pangit naman ni junior!
Annah: Mana kasi sa tatay niyang monggoloid!
(how sweet)
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(assigning roles)
Gerard: Ah, diba typical sa mga boarding houses yung may inuuwi na mga jowa?
Melay: Oo. Annah, ikaw na yun. Tapos mabubuntis ka. Gerard, iakw ung makakabuntis.
Gerard and Annah: Okay...
Karen: Oo maganda yun!! Tapos meron pang mga lesbian!
Melay: Oo, ikaw na yun! Sino partner mo?
Jev and Karen: (napatingin sa isa't-isa)
Jev: Oh no... Tayo nanaman??! (note: originally, we were supposed to be lesbians in our speech choir, which was revised later)
Karen: Oo na yan. Sige, kami ni Jev!
Annah: Girl, natikman ko na lahat ng lalaki sa klase!
Jev: Ako stick to one! Diba Karen?!
(oh the life I live...it's... ugh... hahahaha!)
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Fin. I hate writer's block!!!
